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jepryor

@mlm9681 I'll add eyes to your pic this weekend.

1 week ago
mlm9681

@jepryor It's a consiracy. You could have used Duck's pic, but then you wouldn't be able to make that comment.

1 week ago
jepryor

@mlm9681 Nope... You having your eyes closed in every picture ever taken makes you look bad.

1 week ago
mlm9681

Now my Poll question is obsolete. Don't select the third choice, it will make me look bad.

1 week ago
jepryor

I've finished editing the Champions photos. Uploading soon.

1 week ago
jepryor » mlm9681

Shout! Shout! Let it all out!

1 week ago
jepryor

Permissions for the bench should be fixed.

1 week ago
jepryor

Fixing permissions for shouting from the bench

1 week ago
jepryor

Off to the black forest today.

2 weeks ago
jepryor

I think "retard" stopped meaning "intellectually disabled" long ago. I still like Aniston.

2 weeks ago
jepryor

Thanks to Rick for writing the Championship summary!

3 weeks ago
jepryor

Wondering if anyone's going to write about winning the championship

3 weeks ago
jepryor

Filling out a mortgage application for a house in Maryland.

3 weeks ago
jepryor

I wonder, do you have to be gay to marry someone of the same sex?

3 weeks ago
jepryor

Beware of wife-stealing reindeer

4 weeks ago

Pryor Returns to the Ice After 11 Month Absense

Ending the painful eleven month estrangement from the world of ice hockey, James Pryor (Frederick Stars, 77, Defense 2005-2009) stepped onto the frozen surface of Eissporthalle Mainz on Wednesday night for a session with the Mainz Midnighters.
The Midnighters run a tight ship with set drills and iron fist discipline. The extra 13 feet of width of the international rink is just as unlucky as the numbers make it out to be. Especially if one has not skated in nearly a year.

After a series of drills designed to break the spirit of the weak, the Midnighters form teams for a nearly hour-long scrimmage. A scrimmage void of any breaks. "Bring it all, or go home!" They say.

The session ends at 15 minutes before midnight, promptly. By 14 minutes to midnight, the German-born beer is flowing in the locker room and shower area. A stern lecture from the teams patriarch regarding more serious preparations for an upcoming international tournament ends with a hearty "Prost!"

Drink up boys! It's good to be back on the ice.

Comments

Shit Pryor 'bout friggin time

Shit Pryor 'bout friggin time you "linked" up with a team in Deutchland. Took me about 10 Wiesen biers and I was good!

Hey by the way (BTW) we finally got your old fish tank "hooked" up. There are fish in the tank, don't ask me technical questions like what kind they are but, they are fish damnit!!!

Since, you have found a "Hockey Genre" can I bring my stuff (back in the states we call it Hockey shit!) to Germany in June?

Hope the Alt bier never stops flowing!!

Rick
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