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jepryor

@mlm9681 I'll add eyes to your pic this weekend.

1 week ago
mlm9681

@jepryor It's a consiracy. You could have used Duck's pic, but then you wouldn't be able to make that comment.

1 week ago
jepryor

@mlm9681 Nope... You having your eyes closed in every picture ever taken makes you look bad.

1 week ago
mlm9681

Now my Poll question is obsolete. Don't select the third choice, it will make me look bad.

1 week ago
jepryor

I've finished editing the Champions photos. Uploading soon.

1 week ago
jepryor » mlm9681

Shout! Shout! Let it all out!

1 week ago
jepryor

Permissions for the bench should be fixed.

1 week ago
jepryor

Fixing permissions for shouting from the bench

1 week ago
jepryor

Off to the black forest today.

2 weeks ago
jepryor

I think "retard" stopped meaning "intellectually disabled" long ago. I still like Aniston.

2 weeks ago
jepryor

Thanks to Rick for writing the Championship summary!

3 weeks ago
jepryor

Wondering if anyone's going to write about winning the championship

3 weeks ago
jepryor

Filling out a mortgage application for a house in Maryland.

3 weeks ago
jepryor

I wonder, do you have to be gay to marry someone of the same sex?

3 weeks ago
jepryor

Beware of wife-stealing reindeer

4 weeks ago

2010 SFAHL Division C Champions Poster

Attaching small poster here until I can get the galleries set back up.

WICHTIG: Saisonstart!! (Ice Hockey Returns to Germany!)

The Summer break has ended for the Frankfurt Midnighters and the new Ice Age has begun! The Midnighters took to the ice for the first time of the new season Friday night at the Mainz Arena, home of the world's brownest ice. The training session included two goalies, 18 skaters, two goals with the twine nearly busted completely out, and an ice surface with piles of brown slushy spots just to make things more interesting.

My German is horrible, but from what I gathered, the owner of the arena is having the outside of the roof redone (at a cost of nearly 400,000 Euro). It was raining in Mainz Friday night and the water seeped through the unfinished roof, ran along the varnished wooden support structure, and then dripped down onto the ice surface, creating a grid of icy brown stalagmites. Hearing the Zamboni shave them down made me think the next big bill the owner is going to see is a new blade for the resurfacer.

Here's to another season of the best water sport ever invented. No. The best sport, period.

I have concluded that only Pryor can post to the Screaming Bench (Bench Chatter). Did he design it this way intentionally?

Stars Win Championship

Once again the tenacity of the Frederick Stars out lasted the much younger Capital Punishment. The fireworks began quickly with a crushing slap shot from Dave “Hammertime” Hammer. Dave had just returned from his summer spa trip to lovely Park Rapids, MN where local springs provide the elixir of youth! This put the Stars up to a quick 1-0 lead in the first 30 seconds of the game! Unfortunately the rest of the period was less than our stellar quality of play. Although we were down 4-2 at the end of the first period there was no quitting on the bench.

Guenthner Beats Odds

It's official. Scott Guenthner, of Myersville, MD, will be a candidate on the ballot for Maryland State Delegate for district 4a (Hey, that's us!). Guenthner will be running unaffiliated against a lot of other, um, affiliated people. Say it with me... unaffiliated. The first one of those in a really long time... dozens of years I'm told. Check out Guenthner's campaign site at MD4Guenthner.com.

Congratulations, Scott, for passing this first huge hurdle!

Guenthner Watch